My Blood Type is Coffee T-Shirt

🚑 PATIENT PROFILE:

Name: You
Blood Type: BLACKOUT
Caffeine Dosage: 800mg Minimum
Delivery Method: Mug, Can, or Direct IV
Symptoms Without Dose: Sluggishness, Low Morale, Risk of Liberal Coffee Consumption
Preferred Treatment: Patriot-Roasted, Small-Batch Coffee – Administered Hot or Cold

This Blood Type: Blackout Tee is mission-ready for medics, EMTs, firefighters, nurses, cops, and all high-performance humans fueled by freedom and caffeine.

Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s soft enough for long shifts and strong enough for hard calls.

• Durable fit. All-day & night wear.

• Printed bold, for those who live bold.

• A must-have for EMTs, medics, nurses, firefighters, cops, and caffeine junkies

• Wear it on shift, off duty, or whenever you need to make a statement louder than a siren.

Because real heroes don’t run on hope, they run on coffee.